Let's talk about......Rock!!

korn19811981 — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:43:30 GMT

I've been a fan of rock and metal, for 7 years.

I still have the same love and respect for it, as I did in the beginnin'.

What's your view?

Howdi.....

Mainey — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:04:11 GMT

I posted a "hello" post last night and it hasn't come up *looks at Swfity* hmmmm...

So...HI, I'm Chermaine aka MaineyC from Chat..

Want to know anymore then just ask

any good jokes

vonmore — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:18:20 GMT

love to hear any good jokes, i will check with the gov to see how far we can go with the content of the jokes.lets hope far cause i get some cracking ones

just to let you know...

panda89 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:23:37 GMT

I Love Tam more than duck and fried rice!... and thats a lot..!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3

xXxXx

Family Guy

panda89 — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:52:40 GMT

So like im jus jammin around since i am bored and no one is really online and not texting me So. Like im watching family guy

Awwww man, i love this show its way kool i love Stewie he is like such a big Gay =]

Brian is lyk jus a joker... with his cocktail drinkin butt scratching ways... Awwwww !!!!!

Anywho yeah...... i mean i dont think i know anyone who actually hates tht show.So if you do =] write on here.... lemme know why

it shall amuse me....

oh my lordyyyy

panda89 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:40:19 GMT

I used to have the sega megadrive, everyone must remember them bricks they were jokes... i used to play the LEMMINGS on it... i recently found the case n kept the lemmings pic just bcos i could and bcos they are jus so Emo....Awwwh =] Good times with the memories!!!! lol

its back! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!

TartanArmy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:29:09 GMT

due south, ITV3 every weekday from about 11 4 episodes back to back awesome!

Swifty's top rock hotties!!!!

TartanArmy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:30:26 GMT

Lacuna Coils Cristinia scabbia

Hotness rating : 10/10

Ex nightwish singer Tara Turenen

Hotness rating : 9/10

Evenescences Amy Lee

Hotness Rating : 9/10

Within Temptaions Sharon Den Adel

Hotness rating : 8/10

Revrend Tam kinnear Swift :D

TartanArmy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:57:06 GMT

it is a little known fact that i am actuall an ordained minister in the universal life church so any weddings can be legally binding ones if you so choose, or they can just be fuck about ones for a bit of a giggle!!!!!

new announcement

panda89 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:39:21 GMT

Weeeell jus to let everyone know that me and tammmm are guna get married on tuesday - everyone is invited... err i dunno the other details.. will put em up sometime soon or whatever =]

YAY MARRRRRRRYINGNESS!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Mainey — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:20:20 GMT

Anyone who knows me then knows how addicted i am....so there must be a post.

I Buffy!

What would you do for money?

Mainey — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:09:50 GMT

What would you do for money?

Would you do something cruel like punch a puppy in the snout for �100,000?

Or would you pose naked for the same amount?

Would you have sex for money? If so, how much? Or would that depend on who it was with?

Would you sell your most treasured possession? Or your Husband/Wife/BF/GF??!

Would you have a tattoo on your face? Or change your name to something ridiculous?

xx

who stole the cake?

TartanArmy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:52:33 GMT

During a recent police investigation, Chief Inspector Stone was

interviewing five local villains to try and identify who stole Mrs

Archer's cake from the mid-summers fayre. Below is a summary of their

statements:

Arnold: it wasn't Edward

it was Brian

Brian: it wasn't Charlie

it wasn't Edward

Charlie: it was Edward

it wasn't Arnold

Derek: it was Charlie

it was Brian

Edward: it was Derek

it wasn't Arnold

It was well ...

Indiana Jones and the kindom of the crystal skull

TartanArmy — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 19:11:10 GMT

apparently its based on fact

anyone remeber the arthur c clarke shows form the 80's? it was one of the crystal skulls that was on the from of it

apparantly there ARE 13 and if ya get em all together they unlock the secrets of the universe.......... weird huh?

blah de blah bloooy

panda89 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:37:54 GMT

so like.. im really freakin bored to death. sitting her smoking lyk ye do.. and im thinking.. like....infact its totally gone.. LOL

so like this is my bollocks rele....and ermm MOOMALOOGE!!!!

PENGUIN!

ELEPHAT...

penis enlarger....

finger buffet....

BOUNCH BOUNCY OH SUCH A GOOD TIME, BOUNCY BOUNCY SHOES ALL IN A LINE. BOUNCY BOUNCY STILLETTOS ARE A NO NO!

I fuckin rawwwwk...

sing along if you know the words, one line at a time though!!!

TartanArmy — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:29:24 GMT

have you ever seen a llama....

The ting tings Review

TartanArmy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:35:43 GMT

When Jules De Martino and Katie White emerged from their Salford

art-house commune at the death of 2006 with a 20-minute, five-song live

set, they stood out brightly from Manchester�s usual colourless

lad-rock. Subsequent showcases at the �80s power-pop parties they

organised made it apparent they were attempting a cross-pollination of

bohemian trendiness and ringtone-mainstream ambition. The infectious

�Great DJ� and �That�s Not My Name� testified it was a trick that could

work. ...

Eminem to buy neverland

TartanArmy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:43:50 GMT

Rumour

has it that Eminem is considering

purchasing the 'Neverland' home of

troubled pop legend Michael Jackson.

Although Jackson still owns the estate,

he has said on record that he would

never return after police ...

Computers....

panda89 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:13:53 GMT

Are evil......

END

Pmsl... =D

x

Hollyoaks...

Mainey — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:37:12 GMT

Poor Max, Steph, OB and Tom...I now want the writers to burn in HELL!!!

awrite bawbags?! :D

TartanArmy — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:13:42 GMT

ullo from me, TartanArmy, however some of you may know me as Freakonaleas936 or just plain Swifty lol

anyhoo, i have the misfortune to run this site, so all play nicely and behave yerself and no one will have to get banned!

apart fae that, feel free to say what you want, do what you want (within the rules and the bounds of decency) and have a laugh, thats what this site is about

Regards

Tam

Mondays football gossip

TartanArmy — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:08:10 GMT

Chelsea are ready to take advantage of Emmanuel Adebayor's desire to

quit Arsenal by making a �30m bid for the striker. (Daily Mirror)

Arsenal are poised to move for Newcastle striker Obafemi Martins - if

Emmanuel Adebayor is sold. Nigerian striker Martins has a �13m release

clause in his contract if he requests a move. (The Sun)

Rafael Benitez will pursue his interest in striker Robbie Keane,

despite Tottenham's insistence that their vice-captain is not for sale.

The Liverpool manager ...

Kubica : im still the outsider

TartanArmy — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:58:20 GMT

Polish ace Robert Kubica insists he is very much an outsider in the race for the world title.

The BMW driver is second in the drivers' standings after a

string of good results including the team's first ever pole position

and race win.

He is adamant there is nothing fortunate about his lofty standing, but warns that he is still the underdog.

"We are almost halfway through the season and I don't think that

my second position in the Championship is just by chance. Nevertheless,

I ...

Hamilton : fans will lift me

TartanArmy — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:57:24 GMT

Lewis Hamilton is expecting his legions of fans to inspire him to victory at next weekend's British Grand Prix.

The excitement is building ahead of Sunday's race with an

unprecedented 10,000 fans turning up to watch Hamilton in routine

testing at Silverstone earlier this week.

Hamilton finished third in his first British GP last season and

needs a strong result to get his title charge back on track after

slipping to fourth place following his retirement in Canada and his

troubled ...

Premiership awards

TartanArmy — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:54:53 GMT

It was the highlight of the rugby social calendar, an evening to celebrate those who have had a memorable season.

The 2008 Guinness Premiership Awards ceremony at Stamford Bridge

saw the rugby fraternity turn out in their tuxedos, as the season draws

to an end.

Wasps take on Leicester in Saturday's Guinness Premiership final, but for the rest the season has ended.

And what a great season it has been.

Here are the winners from the Guinness Premiership Awards:

Player of the season

Nominees: ...

Worcester draw oaks

TartanArmy — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:51:19 GMT

Beaten finalists Worcester face a trip to Romania after being drawn with Bucuresti Oaks in the European Challenge Cup.

Mike Ruddock's side, who lost out to Bath in the final back in May, will also face ties against Bourgoin and Petrarca.

Newcastle Falcons will face familiar foes after being paired with Brive for the fourth successive season.

Newcastle will be happy with the draw having won five out

of their previous six encounters, while Overmach Parma and Cetransa El

Salvador are in the ...

Englands disasterous tour ends

TartanArmy — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:47:39 GMT

The England squad have arrived back in Britain after their disastrous tour of New Zealand.

Not only did England suffer two comprehensive defeats at the

hands of the All Blacks, allegations of serious sexual assault were

also made against four players.

The squad landed at Heathrow Airport at 11.35am on Monday and,

under instructions not to comment, they made their way through Terminal

4's arrivals area.

Rob Andrew, the Rugby Football Union's director of elite rugby, said: "We ...

All blacks ace investigated

TartanArmy — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:43:50 GMT

All

Blacks scrum-half Jimmy Cowan will face a NZRU disciplinary committee

after he was arrested and charged with disorderly behaviour.

Cowan, who is also facing charges relating to an incident in

Dunedin on May 12, was arrested outside a bar in Invercargill in the

early hours of Sunday morning.

The 26-year-old will now appear before All Blacks team manager

Darren Shand and NZRU general manager of professional rugby Neil

Sorensen at a misconduct hearing in Wellington on ...

Murry ready to blow Gasquet

TartanArmy — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:39:10 GMT

Andy Murray has vowed not to repeat the same

mistake twice when he takes on Richard Gasquet for a place in the

Wimbledon quarter-finals.

The match is scheduled third for Centre Court on Monday and

there is plenty of motivation for both men as the winner faces a likely

last-eight meeting with second seed Rafael Nadal.

Murray is keen to erase the memory of a 'flat' performance when

he was beaten in straight-sets by Marcos Baghdatis at the corresponding

stage two years ago.

"I ...

Season shape up : Man Utd

TartanArmy — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:34:37 GMT

Manchester United

have yet to show their hand in the transfer market this summer, with

the immediate priority fending off Real Madrid's interest in Cristiano

Ronaldo.

What's happened so far

In summary, precious little. There may be a new twist or angle on

the Ronaldo story on an hourly basis, but in truth there has been

nothing concrete to emerge from the saga aside from United reporting

Real Madrid to Fifa for their public pursuit of the Portuguese winger.

Ronaldo is currently ...

Ballack rues final misery

TartanArmy — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:31:06 GMT

Germany captain Michael Ballack could not hide his disappointment after a season of runners-up medals came to a close.

Ballack shrugged off a calf injury to feature against Spain in

the Euro 2008 final on Sunday but was unable to inspire his team-mates

as Luis Aragones' side claimed a deserved 1-0 triumph.

The defeat concluded a difficult campaign for Ballack, who

suffered heartache with Chelsea in the Carling Cup and UEFA Champions

League finals, and lost out in the race for ...

Cesc Hails beutiful football

TartanArmy — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:29:46 GMT

Cesc Fabregas has hailed the 'beautiful football' that propelled Spain to Euro 2008 success.

Spain claimed their first major international title in 44 years on Sunday after their 1-0 triumph over Germany.

The majority of the plaudits have been directed towards Spain's

attacking mentality after Luis Aragones' men demonstrated outstanding

technique throughout the tournament.

And Arsenal midfielder Fabregas has lauded his team-mates, while

admitting he has fulfilled a dream by ...

Eto'o set for Barca talks

TartanArmy — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:26:43 GMT

Samuel Eto'o is to make a decision on his future when he returns to pre-season training with Barcelona.

The Cameroon striker is under contract with the Primera Liga

side until 2010, but he is expected to leave Camp Nou as new manager

Pep Guardiola makes his mark on his inherited squad.

Internazionale, Chelsea and Arsenal are all thought to be

interested in Eto'o - who is believed to be valued at 35million euros

(�27.6m) by Barca.

And the 27-year-old has revealed he is set for ...

Agent : Chelsea keen on Robinho

TartanArmy — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:25:08 GMT

Chelsea are set to step up their interest in Real Madrid forward Robinho this week, according to the player's agent.

Robinho has been linked with a move to Stamford Bridge for some

time and the speculation has increased since the appointment of his

fellow Brazilian Luiz Felipe Scolari at Chelsea.

Scolari only takes up his post on Tuesday but it is understood

that he has identified Robinho as one of his top transfer targets and

could be ready to make an offer of around �25million.

It ...

O'Neil : Barry can leave

TartanArmy — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:22:57 GMT

Aston Villa manager

Martin O'Neill has conceded that Gareth Barry will be allowed to fulfil

his wish to join Liverpool, so long as The Reds meet the club's

valuation of the player.

Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez is keen to land England international Barry, who on Sunday reiterated his desire to play UEFA Champions League football, as he looks to bolster his midfield ahead of the 2008/09 season.

However, the Anfield club have failed in their previous attempts

to secure Barry's services, ...

Spain for the championship

TartanArmy — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:56:03 GMT

cos they have the secret weapon............ fabregas!

hiya welcome back

toni2001 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 13:54:15 GMT

yay hiya all!! its toni2001 from chat. its great to see cyber junkies back. all we need is too start the meets up again xx

WoWA (World of Warcraft Anonymous)

Mainey — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:16:19 GMT

Main: Level 41 Draenei Priest on Argent Dawn named Alexia, skills Mining and JC.

Anyone else an addict?

I tend to get to about Level 12-15 then get bored of a character so i'm sooooooo proud of Alexia, got my first mount a nice purple Elek. And know blizzard are bringing out a patch dropping the level to 30

Hellooooo People

axeblokie — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:14:09 GMT

Helloooo People

Ahhhh, the junkies of cyberness are back. WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

Oh, and those that DON'T know me, I'm Rob aka Axeblokie from good ol' Lycrap.

Well done with the site Swifty

Herrrro bungle has arrived!

bungle — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:35:25 GMT

How do ppl, bungle ere, may know me as CTRNR, may not, but i'm here to spread the madness and chaos so sit back and enjoy the ride

Ello everybody.

Maria — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:02:26 GMT

Hello people. Maria here. Still trying to work my way around this site so I thought that I would, you know, introduce myself. So... hi?

And bye! XD

Maria

x

moderator openings

TartanArmy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:09:34 GMT

Want to write for CJ's???? fancy trying your hand as a mod????

if you think you have what it takes to be a mod and write for CJ's then drop a sample of your writing to admin@cy8erjunk1es.com.

it can be about anything, music, sports, your favorite food etc, but it needs to be opnionated and funny!

Requied Qualities of CJ's contributors :

Big cahoonies

Quirky SOH

Good writing skills

The ability to be called a cunt and not care!

there is no closing date on this one as we are always ...

gamecube game review : Super monkey ball adventure

TartanArmy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 17:46:20 GMT

Super Monkey Ball Adventure

from Traveller's Tales and SEGA is digital proof that bigger is not

always better. After all, this game seems to have it all, including a

brand new storyline and a full-blown adventure mode complete with a

giant overworld, but all of these additions are distractions from what

remains the most enjoyable portion of the franchise: the simplistic

puzzle mazes. As you continue onward with this review, you're going to

see us use the word 'simple' again ...

Alone in the darks hits the X box!!!!

TartanArmy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 17:14:19 GMT

One of video gaming�s original innovators, Alone in the Dark returns to

revolutionise action gaming with an apocalyptic action blockbuster set in New

York�s iconic Central Park.

Central Park is hiding a secret. Built as a safe haven not for the people of

New York, but for something else entirely, the vast parkland has been protected

by generations of guardians while the most expensive city in the world reached

skyward on its fringes. Now the truth can no longer be contained, and paranormal ...

Mugabe.........

TartanArmy — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 19:03:33 GMT

Should the UN take action to depose Robert mugabe should it be proved that the vote was rigged?????

Please note..........

TartanArmy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 17:03:14 GMT

i can only disolve those marriages that wernt done with the proper vows and arnt legally binding. thank you lol

forgive me

TartanArmy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:54:49 GMT

forgive me father for i have sinned, copiously and i have to say i enjoyed every minute of it!!!! (im sooooooooooo going to hell ) heh

Pro Golf on the Snes :D

TartanArmy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:50:55 GMT

i was playing pro golf on my mates snes last week, i forgot just how addictive they were! lol and just think they were state of the art in the 90's rofl

fucking Wii's......... lol

TartanArmy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:46:10 GMT

whoever thought of computer games and consoles that HURT you is a sick individual indeed...........

i was playin with the kids wii at christmas for about 3 days, my god does that hurt!!!!! i was like an irinong board for a week rofl

A1GP reveal new car

TartanArmy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:12:12 GMT

A1GP has revealed the first image of the new Ferrari-designed car it will use as of next season.

The CAD drawing was released ahead of the car's inaugural

shakedown test in Southern England on Friday, when ex-Formula One star

turned Sky Sports commentator John Watson takes to the wheel.

The car is based on the F2004 chassis which scored 15 out of 18

victories on its way to victory in the 2004 F1 Constructors'

Championship, with Michael Schumacher's 13 wins seeing him take his

seventh ...